Fit to be Tied
Recipient: waqaychay
Pairing: Dom/Billy, Elijah
Author: wbearsmom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dom pays the price for losing a bet with Elijah
Notes: Dom's POV, a running commentary of his thoughts. PWP. I hope this is porny enough for you.
Author's Notes: Beta by my co-workers.
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How the hell did I get myself into this situation? Oh, yeah. My big mouth. When will I ever learn to keep it shut? You think I'd know better by now. Well, I've really gone and put my foot in it this time.
Okay. It's not my foot that's going into anything. It's something else. And it's definitely not mine. And it's going into me. Where it's going? That's the problem.
Stupid Elijah. Stupid fucking Elijah and his stupid fucking bets. Fucking. Ha ha - very funny. Considering he's actually only watching and not doing the fucking. I suppose I should be thankful for that. Bug-eyed American git isn't getting anywhere near my arse.
Nope. It's not fucking Elijah. It's fucking Billy, and I'm the fuckee. At least Billy knows what he is doing. Not that I ever wanted to know this much about - what he does. And why the HELL did he agree to do this to me? I suppose he thought it would be easier for me having someone experienced at doing - it - than some inexperienced little wanker. Another thing I suppose I should be thankful for.
What's Billy saying? Am I comfortable? Well, considering the position I'm in and the fact that my best friend is about to fuck me in the arse I guess I'm okay, so I'll nod. But . . . .
I'M TIED TO THE BED WITH A GAG IN MY MOUTH AND I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A COCK SHOVED UP MY ASS AND HELL NO - I AM NOT COMFORTABLE! I HAVE NEVER BEEN ANY MORE UNCOMFORTABLE IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!
Okay, calm down Monaghan. Get a grip. You've only got yourself to blame for being here. Stupid bet. Stupid fucking drunken bet. Note to self - never bet against Elijah on the Playstation ever again.
Did Billy just say something about a fing- WHOA! Wet and, uhm, yeah. Billy's finger is in my asshole. Well, I've had a finger up there before. It's not too bad. Had a girl or two finger me while they were blowing me before. It's kind of nice. Delicate little fingers working me. Never expected to have a guy doing this to me. Although Billy does have delicate little fingers.
Hold on, Dom. You shouldn't be thinking about Billy's fingers doing anything to you. Delicate or not. I mean, they're kind of cute when they're wrapped around Pippin's sword and did he just put a second one in there? Ah, shite. He did. One little delicate finger is one thing, but two is something else entirely, especially when he's doing FUCK what the hell was that.
That's right, Lij. Ask Billy what he did to me. Sweet spot? What the fuck is a HOLY SHIT THAT FEELS GOOD! Dammit! Stop laughing, Billy! I want to see your reaction when someone does that to you. Wait - scratch that. I really don't want to see you when you're doing - this - with someone else.
Ah, sweet mother of pearl I think there are three fingers now.
What the fuck is Lij doing? Pull your pants back up, you twit! I have no interest in seeing your tadger. He's definitely American - circumcised. Not that I really care about whether a guy is trimmed or not. Not my thing.
Where'd Billy's fingers go?
Oh.
OH!
That is definitely not a finger holy shit that is big DAMN IT HURTS! That's not a cock - it's a fucking baseball bat! That's not right - a little guy like him shouldn't be so big there!
Shut up, Lij! I don't care if he is only half way in or not! It fucking HURTS! And if you say splinter one more time I swear I'll kill you as soon as I'm untied.
Dammit, Billy, enough already. Fucking thing must be three feet long. And what the hell is that?
Oh my fucking God - I can feel his balls hitting my ass!
I am so killing Lij when this is over. If I can walk.
Damn that hurts.
Stop asking me if I'm okay, Billy. I'm not okay. I'm being split up the middle by a tadger that feels like it belongs to King Kong. A tadger that happens to be attached to my best friend, I might add. And my other best friend is staring at the aforementioned tadger being shoved up my ass and wanking, which is something I really never wanted to see. I'm going to have fucking nightmares for life.
What do you mean you're going to move?
Bloody hell!
OW OW FUCKING OW!
Fuck. How can women take this? Oh, that's right. They have bits that are made for this particular activity. Bits that I would be very happy to see right now. Maybe if I think about that, this won't seem so bad.
Actually, it's not so bad anymore. Still hurts like hell, but not like it did. I guess I'm getting used to it.
But I don't want to get used to it! Hurry up, Billy! I really don't need you going for the world record in fuck time. Just come already and get that thing out of me and OH FUCK HE HIT THAT SPOT AGAIN!
No, that did NOT feel good! Yes I know I moaned. You try keeping quiet when someone touches you there. Although if the noises you are making now are any indication, I bet you are a screamer when you bottom, Billy-boy. Damn voice is made for sex. And what the hell are you doing with your hand? Get it away from there!
Fuck you, Elijah! I know I'm hard. Bloody reflex, that's all. Bastard. You are enjoying yourself way too much.
You too, Billy! Stop jerking me off! Bad enough you are doing what you are doing, but I don't need you - AH SHIT! Will you stop hitting that!
OH MY GOD! I can't be . . . I just . . . I cannot believe how good it feels when he hits that. I can feel . . . no . . . I can't. This can't be happening. Oh, fuck! It is. I can't believe I'm going to . . . you've got to stop, Billy! Stop now! Before I . . . no . . . it's too late . . .I'm going to . . . oh . . . Oh . . . OH . . .
FUCKINGHELLFUCKINGBLOODYBUGGERINGFUCKINGHELL!
. . . . .
. . . . .
Shite.
Where'd you go, Billy? Oh. There you are.
My ass hurts. And it's wet. Is that - ? Oh, Billy - bareback? I've got cum in my ass.
And on my face. You had to shoot your load all over my face, didn't you, Lij. Fucking bastard.
That's it, Billy. Untie me before you fall asleep. Untie me so that I can get off of this wet spot before it goes too gooey. Oh good. A wet rag. Very thoughtful of you, Lij. But I'm still going to kill you.
What are you doing now? You are not climbing into bed with us. It's bad enough that I'm naked and Billy's naked. I don't need a naked you, too.
I am so going to kill you.
I'm going to kill both of you for doing this to me.
I don't know how. I don't know when.
But
I
will
. . . . .
. . . . .
After I wake up.
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